I own an oil drum that has that same outfit.

Thick

boxy

What is Jack Black doing in a wig? (The gold bra and boots aren’t that surprising.)

All of the men felt they were at the Limp skie Palace

Flip her upside down and that weave will fall right out

Pig in need of a blanket

Bring momma her cigarettes and bourbon, baby. You know I can’t go up stairs no more.

Landing the role as Thing 2 in Suessical is the best thing to happen to her career in years.

Yep, still fat.

I think you misspelled Oompaloompsky Palace.

O M G

Fattard.

Body by Ke$ha

She’s not even trying anymore… someone please pull the plug.

When you are that size ya just don’t wear something that lets your cheeto and beer gut stick out!!! COVER IT UP BRITNEY!!!

if it weren’t for 10,000 doughnuts and a lifetime addiction to McDonald’s, I’d think this might be a Cirque du Soleil tryout

*Click *Click *Click Oi! Britney! Stop it! Just stop it.

her body got destroyed from them children didnt it.

I can’t decide which is funnier… imagining her wheezing while trying to go up the stairs, or imagining that she farted so hard and her tights directed the jetstream straight up the back of her head.

That’s worse than I could have imagined.

She’s moving quickly into mumu territory.

Even her extensions are trying to escape.

I shudder to think of what’s inside that navel.

“Always to remember to use fabric softener to avoid the static cling, y’all!”

her body reminds me of a yule log….pity

To Russia, with love. Please keep her.

I’ve seen this movie. They all tour the desert in a bus, right?

It’s rare to see a post where the troll shows up before the first comment.

did people actually have to pay money to see her belly fat?

How is it that i’m outta shape and look better in a bikini?

From the neck up: Celine Dion. From the neck down: A boudin sausage.

She obviously doesn’t have a clue. Someone should be honest with her and tell her she needs call it quits. She’s never used her natural voice without synthesizing and softening…but at least she used to have an ass that I wanted to use and abuse. Not so much anymore!!!!

Brit needs to lay off the sprankle cheese…

Earlier that day: “Is that… is that hair gel?”

No one told Brittany the stairs were electrified.

Russian men are not used to seeing hairless women with body fat.