superficial

  1. it had to be said

    Puss in boots? We call her Maria, but whatever.

  2. RHawk

    “Please help me. My wife is starting to look like Don Rickles in a blonde wig.”

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Six fans. One cold sore. Do you feel lucky?

  4. Alianne3

    Jesus Melanie, stop doing lines off my face in public

  5. farting old man's wife

    “I do not like the Wet Willies”!!

  6. whiskeyafternoon

    “It is so much better when the mans touches my cheek.”

    –actual Banderas quote overheard here

  7. I can’t help but grin whenever I see Antonio on this site. He just seems like a good guy.

  8. cc

    Have to confess, if I had that many adoring fans I’d never suffer for the lack of a blowjob.

  9. pixigoil

    God this man is sexy.

  10. That woman with the batwings is clearly sexually assaulting his ear with her tongue. WHY DOESN’T HE YELL FIRE?!?!?

  11. The Brown Streak

    OMG, that 12 year old has the arm of a bodybuilder!

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