Puss in boots? We call her Maria, but whatever.
“Please help me. My wife is starting to look like Don Rickles in a blonde wig.”
Six fans. One cold sore. Do you feel lucky?
Jesus Melanie, stop doing lines off my face in public
“I do not like the Wet Willies”!!
“It is so much better when the mans touches my cheek.”
–actual Banderas quote overheard here
I can’t help but grin whenever I see Antonio on this site. He just seems like a good guy.
A “good guy”?, he and Melanie are both home wrecker from all I’ve read about them. Both of them will burn in Hell together, and the Devil is going to just laugh and laugh all the while when he’s sticking his pitch fork in them for eternity.
That’s great news! I look forward to meeting him, then.
Have to confess, if I had that many adoring fans I’d never suffer for the lack of a blowjob.
What makes you suffer for them now?
God this man is sexy.
That woman with the batwings is clearly sexually assaulting his ear with her tongue. WHY DOESN’T HE YELL FIRE?!?!?
OMG, that 12 year old has the arm of a bodybuilder!
Commenting as a Guest
Sign in or Join.