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  1. Richard McBeef

    Lindsay always looks better with her natural color.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Well, this disproves the theory that red hair, freckles, and big boobs make a woman attractive.

  3. RHawk

    Phoebe, you are going to have to cut that dress lower if you do not want men to notice your face and other problem area. Drop the neckline to your kneecaps. That should help.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    The only way it can go wrong is if she robs something when Lindsay’s actually in jail. Oh wait….

  5. farting old man's wife

    She needs to be on What Not To Wear!!! Immediately!!!

  6. Each day, dozens of Americans lose their upper lip in tragic famewhoring accidents. Won’t you please give generously?

  7. dontlooknow

    Strawberry Shortcake grows up! And STILL has bad taste in clothing!

  8. Rockin the always classic “collar grab” made popular by Glamour Shots in the 80′s.

  9. How many people have to turn to stone before they stop taking pictures of her?

  10. Mwaddams

    All this time and she finally earned a part, as the lead in plastic surgery gone wrong.

  11. Phoebe Price…is that Paula Abdul’s drugged-up stage name? No, wait. Sorry. Trick question. Paula Abdul is Paula Abdul’s drugged-up stage name.

  12. cc

    Because old hippies need fake boobs too.

  13. TomFrank

    Please stop showing this person. Please?

  14. CranAppleSnapple

    No no! Please keep showing her! She cheers me up after washing Lohan sightings out of my eyes with Listerine.

  15. The Brown Streak

    How come every time I see her, I think of Doctor Who and the last human: the Lady Cassandra? “Moisturizer Me!”

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