superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    I wonder if it’s possible for a person’s skin to commit suicide?

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Will you be laughing at her in January when you’re scratching around for food and she’s asleep in her tree?

  3. it had to be said

    Spanx is a wonderful thing. I mean, Snooki’s boobs are bigger than her belly? Yeah, right.

    • Michelle

      She actually does look like she’s lost some weight in this picture … unfortunately her face is still her face.

  4. Tom

    At The Pool Not Dark Enough, you mean.

  5. RHawk

    I have a copper pitcher that is about the same color as her skin.

  6. JaneEarhart

    I always wondered what a life sized My Little Pony would look like.

  7. Colin

    Okay, I know Hollywood has a boner for wax statues, but does Snooki really deserve a bronze one?

  8. Venom

    Nice trash tattoo.

  9. Cock Dr

    The Snookster has been dieting…but does 20 pounds either way really make a difference with this beast?

  10. Snack pack

    Delusion is a helluva drug.

  11. hmna

    She does look thinner, but she still smells like a wildebeest.

  12. Hey there juicehead, ya lookin for a good time? I can give you something you never had before…..genital warts!

  13. squishy

    Pigs’n a blanket comes to mind…

  14. eatme

    …no matter what she does she is always going to be a fat chick on the inside

  15. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    fuckable from the thigh down almost.

  16. I wish she’d go swimming in “The Everglades After Dark”.

  17. Hugh Gentry

    she needs to stay the same weight, but be 12 inches taller….and a different color.

  18. icu

    You can put a pig in a dress and lipstick but it’s still a pig

  19. Kaywoodie Sucker

    I would hit that thing so hard, Mike Tyson would bite my ear.

  20. mattain

    Who knew VD was slimming?

  21. cc

    A new troll doll from their VD line.

  22. terry

    when she’s 40……….Oh god why did I go there!

  23. Reading is Sexy

    Hey, this looks delicious: I love my bacon extra-crispy.

    Wait, what? That’s a human??? Hwrrraaalffff!

  24. tlmck

    Brought to you by a new line of Spandex products called Skanx.

  25. She wouldn’t be half bad if she could stay at this weight, take a couple two or three showers, then follow them up with a decapitation. But then how could she give head? Dammit!

  26. The Brown Streak

    Melanoma Smurf

  27. Well duh

    Actually, this IS crap but I don’t miss it.

  28. little turtlehead

    damn i wanna lick then bang her pussy walls!!!

  29. Big_Mike

    Ha, she’s morphing into Kim Kardashian

  30. eskwire

    Ladies and gentlemen, meet the love child of Cher and Kim Kardashian.

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