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You know, I used to be a movie star…
“Oliver Stone showed me this move.”
I paid for ‘em, so I can play with ‘em anytime I want.
“Let me just grab a few handfuls you dont need to fill in the top of my head…”
“…oh, you have a bit of credibility there. Let me remove that for you.”
I Imagine it’s harder to guide with one-sided reins.
“Ya know, Christine, I’m not 100% certain, but I’m pretty sure that really IS just hair mousse.”