1. Hank E. Ring

    You know, I used to be a movie star…

  2. wanker

    “Oliver Stone showed me this move.”

  3. I paid for ‘em, so I can play with ‘em anytime I want.

  4. Turd Ferguson

    “Let me just grab a few handfuls you dont need to fill in the top of my head…”

  5. “…oh, you have a bit of credibility there. Let me remove that for you.”

  6. I Imagine it’s harder to guide with one-sided reins.

  7. “Ya know, Christine, I’m not 100% certain, but I’m pretty sure that really IS just hair mousse.”

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