It’s her perfume launch and she’s wearing a horizontal skunk dress. Perfect.

International House of Phonies (and pancakes)

A giant puffy tutu. That should extinguish rumors of a penis.

I knew she’d eventually do something shocking and revolutionary with her pubic hair, but she really should trim it just the same.

What are you talking about?! I have breasts!

“Oh dear, I’m so embarrassed! I forgot to do anything odd to my shoulders!”

She is quoted as saying she wanted her perfume to smell like ‘blood and semen’.
It ended up smelling like ‘pretension, imitation and ennui’.
The only fragrance on the market that makes your eyes roll as you dab it on.

Gaga participating in a flash-mob of the “Chicken Dance”

“I don’t have a quarter! I need a quarter to ride the horsey, it’s almost 6:30!”

It looked better on Bjork.

Did she stop eating for a week? I thought she was unashamed and unapologetic for her recent weight gain.

Perfume launch, so predictable.

Always Gross

Something is off about this photo…

:: Throws her in the trunk. ::

All better.

Gaga, if you’re going to insist making a spectacle of yourself, go to work in an eyeglass factory.