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  1. dontkillthemessenger

    He’s recreating the exact moment his relationship with Monica Lewinsky ended.

  2. ThisWillHurt

    No porn stars. Bored already.

  3. Deacon Jones

    He’s probably just thinking about how much he misses Hillary

  4. EricLr

    I think he just summed up my feelings about this whole election.

  5. Kim Kardashian shout out? Bill has hit a new low….

  6. “There’ll be some hot snatch,” they said. “Plenty of poon for you, Mr. Clinton!” they said..

  7. He still thinks harass is 2 words. He thinks it is spelled her ass.

  8. “fuck all a y’all, boring fuckers”

  9. Mohawk Disco

    A few years ago I was banging chicks in the Oval Office. Now look at me. Damn you Washington and your term limits!

  10. JungleRed

    He’s hot.

  11. Best POTUS of the last 30 years.

    • Space Jesus

      Wow.
      Do they let folks like you breed where you are from?

    • Regan destroyed the Soviet Union without firing a shot, and Clinton jerked off in the Oval Office sink…yeah, I think it’s a slam dunk.

      • Jethro

        Reagan didn’t destroy the soviet Union. Decades of overspending destroyed the soviets.Reagan raised taxes, quadrupled the national debt, denied medical treatment to gay folks with AIDS, and barred members of the press from his press conferences if they asked a question he didn’t pre-approve.
        Clinton led America through its longest sustained period of economic growth, starting with a recession caused by the failed policies of Regan/Bush.

      • Slick Willie

        Thank you Jethro for your injection of revisionist history and for leaving out the dot-com bubble I left behind, as well as the lax SEC regs that led to the real-estate bubble…you won’t end up dead like the others (Vince Foster, Ron Brown, James McDougal, thousands in former Yugoslavia, those at the aspirin factory, those at OKC (who weren’t ATF and magically weren’t there that fateful day), those at Waco, Ruby Ridge…)

      • GunOwningDem

        Confused there Slick, are you upset because you were TOO free market? You thought you should have been more aggressive with SEC regulations and made it harder to raise capital for dot-com startups?

        What’s it gonna be? Clinton was too Republican, or too Dem?

      • catapostrophe

        I’m fairly certain those lax SEC regs were designed to cause the dot-com bubble. Just another way both parties work to accomplish their shared goal of removing wealth from the lower classes and sending it up.

      • Can’t we like Reagan *and* Clinton? I do. Let’s all hug!

      • I do too, but there is more of an arguement for Clinton. Loved him and loved his crazy shenanigans!

  12. Phoenix

    Thought the thumbnail was Dick Van Dyke.

  13. JosieBelle

    That can’t be…no! Wow, Monica has REALLY let herself go.

  14. evilstamos

    not pictured: Kim Kardashian

  15. coyote

    God Dam it; Monika is going to Fuck me again!

  16. Turd Ferguson

    “She wrote a fucking BOOK about the whole thing??”

  17. Brit

    Huh – Kim’s behind me?

  18. SSHGuru

    He’s always bored when he’s not talking.

  19. Gabe Kaplan

    “I could be watching ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ now!”

  20. journalschism

    “You know that’s some stank-ass pussy.”

  21. Swearin

    Wishing he had an intern to stick that in

  22. “I can’t believe I’m sitting here listening to this bullshit when I could be home watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape, with a bottle of Jack, and a Cuban CEE-gar!”

  23. “A whole lot of these goodwill ambassadors look nuthin like Angelina Jolie. We gotta get that Kat Dennings interested in sustainable development, if I’m to sustain my development, know what I mean, wink wink, and all tha…well, what have we…aw, goddamnit, not Merkel again.”

  24. I loved Clinton and his crazy antics. We need more of that to distract us from, you know, boring things like issues and stuff.

  25. boozybeezy

    Hes thinking, “oh shit, I endorsed Obama and I dont even like the guy. What did I do”?

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