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  1. ThisWillHurt

    Bullet-Tooth Tony did not age well.

  2. Matt Lauer

    Do his nails and tooth match? Inquiring minds want to know.

  3. EricLr

    Never have I seen “Fuck with me, and I’ll rip your still-beating heart right out of your chest” expressed with a single look before.

  4. Still would not fuck with….

  5. The guy has earned it; he’s entitled to it all. The glasses, the tooth, even the weird little lady hand, I don’t care.

  6. Matt

    I never used to believe those rumors about pedophile rings in Hollywood.

  7. “That’s right. I’m so wealthy I can afford a silver tooth!”

  8. He may have lost the spring in his step and the sparkle in his tooth, but boyfriend knows that the hint of blue in his nail polish really makes his eyes “pop”

  9. Urvag

    Silver was so last week.

  10. He’s straight gansta yo!

  11. Turd Ferguson

    Mr. Magoo has lady fingers!

  12. bewbs

    “HE WAS RAPING BEETS!”

  13. He’s in the middle of filming the lead role in the Big Daddy Kane movie, and he’s such a good actor that you won’t even notice that he’s white the whole time.

  14. Vlad

    Grandpa Harrelson.

  15. Bigalkie

    You digging my Grill

  16. zomgbie

    ya nice try.
    but capt jack has hair.
    and gold.
    and rum.

  17. What the hell, Ed?! You’re fighting the hotness!
    And grossing me out a tad.

  18. the crazy betty

    looks like a sunflower seed

  19. contusion

    This guy’s got a basement. Guaran-fucking-tee it.

  20. Every woman I’ve ever met has claimed she loves a man with a stainless steel cap on his tooth.

  21. Pebblz

    It’s the real HEISENBERG!

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