superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Geez… she’s terrible at acting pregnant too.

    (Still cute though.)

  2. Megan Fox with one in the box …

  3. Anthony

    God she’s fat

  4. Mohawk Disco

    The kid is almost born. She better start coming up with a good explanation for that whole Ferrari car wash / flush career down toilet deal.

  5. She’s still thinner than Jessica Simpson.

  6. Behind her you can see her husband sitting next to the big, blue dumpster they now live in now that nobody wants to masturbate to her photos anymore.

  7. Johnny P!

    From B-Lister to Footnote in 2 years.
    That’s what happens when you have no talent, your only asset is your looks, and you turn around and bite the hand that feeds you.
    Give it another year, and it’ll be “Megan who?”

  8. take a long hard look at that box – it’s about to be destroyed

  9. Jay

    Patience folks. She’ll die in afterbirth, and all will be right in the world. One less piece of shit to deal with.

  10. Jay

    Oh, and I hope that “This is Forty” fails, so Judd Apatow can choke on his words. Howard Stern did amazing on “America’s Got Talent”, and I hope he comes back for the next season.

    • Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah…What the fuck are you rambling on about? You sound like a dick. Go away.

      • Jay

        Why? Megan is part of that soon-to-be piece-of-shit movie. Her and are doing whatever they can to get press, including talking shit about Howard Stern. The guy makes more money than they do.

      • Howard Stern is also taller than she is. The point being, what the fuck has that to do with anything? I’m not particularly crazy about Howard Stern myself, but I certainly don’t bellyache about it on a post about Megan Fox. PS: Howard Stern is ugly. Megan Fox is a doll.

  11. Ding! The bellybutton popped. Baby’s ready!

  12. boozybeezy

    i hope she gets so fat and disgusting that she never recovers from motherhood. talentless and vien…….brian austin green might leave her for a real woman:)

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