1. Matt Lauer

    One sort of expected that Linus might grow up weird.

  2. ThisWillHurt

    Security blanket on loan from Linus.

  3. Deacon Jones

    LMAO……man, I needed a good laugh

  4. EricLr

    Listening to ska always turns him more Jewey.

  5. Anthony

    That’s a really weird shape

  6. “Hello?!?!!? I need a #11 at my gym! STAT!”

  7. Him’s a fatty boomba. Booyakaska!

  8. Craptard

    I blame the proliferation of anti-bullying policies in our nation’s public schools.

  9. Cock Dr

    The face of hunger in America.

  10. “I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they’re great… and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn’t enough. You’re out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you’re strung out on bedspreads Ken. That’s serious.”

  11. Tidbit

    nnyeeehhhhhh……I just filled my diaper.

  12. Mohawk Disco

    I was listening to Beyonce’s Naughty Girl as I saw this pic and fell of the chair laughing.

  13. I think his legs are giving out. Hey Jonah…that noise you’re hearing is your knees gasping their last breath.

  14. Urvag

    Try holding a weight not a shirt.

  15. BillEBuoy

    More proof that black is NOT slimming.

  16. Stewie Griffin

    Gru from Dispicable Me

  17. Turd Ferguson

    Well that didnt take long.

    Good news though:
    * Fat Jonah is much funnier
    * They dont make hipster-douche clothing in plus sizes

  18. Alpha Female

    get healthy dude. seriously. even when he was skinny you could tell he wasnt healthy. dude needs to do some kettlebells, eat a steak, and lay off the junk food.

  19. Not Marvel

    I’m an excellent driver. Qantas never had a crach. I’m an excellent driver.

  20. justin

    He has to play the penguin in the you know it will happen batman reboot. He doesn’t even need a fat suit, his body is shaped perfect for the part.

  21. “Can I have 10,000 marbles please?”

  22. .

    Finally a pic where he’s not carrying takeout.

  23. Swearin

    “Hey, bud? I’ve gotto go. I’ve got my big towel and a liter of water and the ice cream truck just pulled up”

  24. “This is Big Bird to Big Bird Leader…Big Bird to Big Bird Leader…come in, please. Unable to score any soft serve…Big Bird Leader., please advise…”

  25. mbcl

    There’s a new superhero in town – it’s ‘Supperman’ .

  26. ohmyword

    I feel like the meme “Friends don’t let friends skip leg day” is really about Jonah Hill…

  27. You guys are so ungrateful! Ke$sha may not look great, but at least she isn’t in a bikini.

  28. Bigalkie

    and…he’s a midget.

  29. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    Think it might be time for him to move back home. He’s basically New York City prey…

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