1. tom

    Please stop smiling and I’ll give you anything you want :-(

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    I must say she has really nice eyebrows.

    That’s pretty much all I can say.

  3. That chin can take a punch.

  4. EricLr

    She wasn’t nominated this year, but she’s keeping her chin up.

  5. Anastasia Beaverhausen


  6. Please explain to me the significance/meaning of what appears to be a tattoo of a grilled cheese sandwich with pickles (on the inside of her right arm). I googled it but couldn’t find anything. That one has me puzzled. But hey, she smokes. So it’s all good…

  7. The government should try to kill these ugly rumers.

  8. If she marries a Chinese guy, she could be Mrs. Chin.

  9. Johnny P!

    She’s got a face like a boiled foot.

  10. Mohawk Disco

    Thank God for the Sofia Vergara bikini pic above! It saved me a lot of money on therapy.

  11. B&WMinstrel

    The problem is that legally she can’t do anything about the chin. Because there’s a family of swallows living under it.

  12. DeucePickle

    No one’s going to mention those super droopy boobs ?

  13. Looks like Ricky desperately wants to teach Rumor the international language…you know, the language of love.

    (this is way to obscure for this audience)

  14. coyote

    Mickey Rourke has tits now?

  15. Turd Ferguson

    She must have a very, very nice personality.

  16. Glenys

    She’s so classy. Love the unlit cigarette in her hand. Pure style.

  17. lawn

    Her tits are sagging. That’s the last thing she needs.

  18. Bernadette Peters didn’t appreciate the price she’d have to pay to look 24 again…until it was too late.

  19. You know when you swim in the ocean and you get little pouches of wet sand in your bikini pants? And you have to flap the fabric and turn it inside-out to get rid of it?
    No reason.

  20. Bigalkie

    When her father was making Expendables ( piece of shit movie ), she got into Stallones Human Growth Hormone. Her stalker Jack Osbourne monitors her every move.

  21. journalschism

    Serena Williams in white face.

  22. That cigarette she’s holding makes me think that smoking stunted the growth of the rest of her face.

  23. So a guy’s decides to bite on a bullet and kiss Rumer Willis. So he slowly works his way up to her lips, and at exactly the right moment…ACKKKK! Cigarette breath…

  24. Put It In

    My god! Thats one ugly dude!

  25. It looks like her tits and chin have a competition on who can hit the floor first

  26. My Eyes! My Eyes!

    Individual parts? Totally hot. Put those parts together to make a Rumer? Scary Movie sequel.

  27. cc

    You know what it’s like when you do up your pants and get your nipples caught in your zipper? Rumer does.

  28. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    That guy in the back likes what he sees…

  29. bethy

    Her images ALWAYS need to be flanked by other, better images, FOREVER.

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