1. There is no God.

  2. EricLr

    Worst two things to fly into New York City ever.

    • Second worst…don’t forget 9-11. But I get your point.

      Just for clarification, if someone were to put a bullet thru Kutcher’s skull (assuming it actually hit something on the way thru) would Mila be considered a widow?

  3. your mom


  4. Anastasia Beaverhausen

    Kill them. Now.

  5. Craptard

    she looks like a fat dude since she got together with doucheface Kutcher.

  6. that’s a pity.

  7. Cock Dr

    For her he shaves.

  8. didn’t he tell her she would never make it in movies when they were on the 70s show? Now she’s a success its all on

  9. B&WMinstrel

    Earthquakes, tsunamis, stumpy legs on good looking women. It’s all just a joke to you, isn’t it Nature?

  10. vandinz


  11. He is the orange juice to her toothpaste.

  12. momo

    Go Bears

  13. Jman

    They wear this where the Giants have won 2 of the last 5 Super Bowls. Bears can’t even dominate a division and their NY fans are defacing the greatest city’s acronym?

    • Kutcher is from Chicago…or the area….the midwest..maybe, either way Kutcher has always been a Bears fan (and so am I, thus I hate that he was) and mila is bandwagoning it.

  14. Alpha Female

    Why is she still fat? and why does everyone now hate Ashton Kutcher? is it because he cheated on his ex wife or because he was on Two and a half Men?

  15. Don Draper's Dad

    Just what the got damn fuck.

  16. She’s been Kutchered. There’s no going back now. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

  17. Nice rolled sleeves. Was I missing the gun show?

  18. Not only can I wear matching shirts with my girlfriend, but how cool is it that we wear the same size too?

  19. As a rabid Bears fan, this offends me almost as much as Jay Cutler’s whiny ass.

    I used to love Mila Kunis, serious girl-crush style. Now, she’s just another katy perry-like girl who has fallen for a douche.

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