superficial

  1. doogleberg

    I thought Jack Elam was dead.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    At least Nicole Eggert’s problem is correctable.

  3. EricLr

    Holy fucking Jesus. She was so hot on “Dead Like Me,” and that was less than 10 years ago.

  4. Drugs are bad m’kay?

  5. B&WMinstrel

    Get out, quack quack, get out, quack quack, get out of town

  6. Mohawk Disco

    How did she get off Dr. Moreau’s island?

  7. meeps!

    Troll Face is a chick!?!

  8. Gayheart but Sadface

  9. The Pope

    In related news, Noxzema just went bankrupt.

  10. “I’ve got keys and a full tank of gas. Don’t make me kill you too.”

  11. phylthydog

    Your face belongs to Noxzema.

  12. evilstamos

    No, Brian Peppers, no!

  13. leesigh3

    Is her last name really Gayheart? Apparently I’ve been selectively reading that as “Grayheart” for about 10 years. So many jokes lost.

  14. Bigalkie

    OUCH

  15. That chick has always reminded me of a ferret.

  16. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    Remember when she was Luke Perry’s love interest in 90210?

    Me neither.

  17. What a pleasant sight for a Monday morning. She is such a ray of sunshine!

  18. My Eyes! My Eyes!

    Insert “Gollum” joke here.

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