I bet that fucker got to bang her too…
It’s a boob-down!!!
lol nice tit contest
the moment when they both realize he can afford her & 2 more just like her.
The smug look on his face says, “Mine are bigger.”
Carmen is a smart girl. Keeps her purse strategically located. Nobody wants to catch douchebag cooties.
Manboobs vs silicone boobs…which will win? Science, or McDonalds!
“So Carmen, how much are you willing to pay me to pretend you’re still in your glory days?”
I don’t blame Simon. I’d still hit that too.
Carmen is fucking sexy. God damn, I want a piece of that.
whats going on with her ass?
Yes, you can stand this close, Simon. Only John Hamm has to stand a little further away.
If Carmen Electra fails to make a public appearance, check under the floor boards of Simon’s house.
A billion Dollars and he wants Dennis Rodman’s leftovers.
Carmen wants a new mansion too!
I realize that this will go against all the values and principles taught to me by The Superficial but… I like Simon.
This. Simon tells people when they suck. I admire that.
Bizarro World Antonio Banderras and Melanie Giffiths.
Her curves fit perfectly over his curves.
Simon’s Thought Bubble: “Blimey, if you could read my mind you would know the things I want to do to you…in fact, if you stand a bit closer we will accomplish one of them while fully clothed…”
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