1. Deacon Jones

    I bet that fucker got to bang her too…

  2. It’s a boob-down!!!

  3. Mr. Poop

    lol nice tit contest

  4. the moment when they both realize he can afford her & 2 more just like her.

  5. Matt

    The smug look on his face says, “Mine are bigger.”

  6. Mohawk Disco

    Carmen is a smart girl. Keeps her purse strategically located. Nobody wants to catch douchebag cooties.

  7. Manboobs vs silicone boobs…which will win? Science, or McDonalds!

  8. Happy_Evil_Dude

    “So Carmen, how much are you willing to pay me to pretend you’re still in your glory days?”

  9. tlmck

    I don’t blame Simon. I’d still hit that too.

  10. Carmen is fucking sexy. God damn, I want a piece of that.

  11. lily

    whats going on with her ass?

  12. Brit

    Yes, you can stand this close, Simon. Only John Hamm has to stand a little further away.

  13. Gabe Kaplan

    If Carmen Electra fails to make a public appearance, check under the floor boards of Simon’s house.

  14. Bigalkie

    A billion Dollars and he wants Dennis Rodman’s leftovers.

  15. .

    Carmen wants a new mansion too!

  16. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    I realize that this will go against all the values and principles taught to me by The Superficial but… I like Simon.

  17. MisterSuccint

    Bizarro World Antonio Banderras and Melanie Giffiths.

  18. glam

    Her curves fit perfectly over his curves.

  19. Simon’s Thought Bubble: “Blimey, if you could read my mind you would know the things I want to do to you…in fact, if you stand a bit closer we will accomplish one of them while fully clothed…”

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