I think the vest works really well here.

It distracts from the hair replacement surgery and the meth face.

“Mickey! Mickey, what did you eat?!”

“My face. They fried the shit right there, hibachi style.”

When does your face have to get back to the slaughterhouse, Tex?

See that blonde chick with the smile on her face? I just hit that!

Hey Mickster, the other Mick just called from the ’90s. Yeah, Hucknall. Says he wants his hair back please.

Guys, I think the vest is just a prop. We all know Carrot Top loves his props.

Forget high voltage whips. He should have used that vest against Iron Man.

Mickey Rourke in Year of the Dragon in 1985, Mickey Rourke in 2012 = a reminder of why it’s a good idea to allow yourself to age naturally and gracefully and to choose something other than being a palooka as a hobby.

God I hate Simply Red.

you know he wouldn’t be so fuckin awful if he wash & cut his hair. I’ve said this before about at least 10 other idiots.

HOW long have the Indigo Girls been around?

“Yeah, I fucked Kim Basinger in a film once.”

Not enough dots

Well, at least we can put any rumors about his sexuality to rest. No gay man would wear that vest with that shirt.

Lindsay Lohan

Rumplestillskin. That’s rumpleskin for short.

This is the LEAST shot out Mickey Rourke has looked since Diner.

“Hurry up Mickey…we’re going out to dinner…just put something on and let’s go!!”

He must love that little dog a lot to carry him around on his head like that…

HAHAHA! She looks just like Mickey Rourke! What? That IS Mickey Rourke? Shiiiiiiiiii…

“Fuckers in that restaurant won’t serve me just because I’m barefoot.”