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  1. Fuck those stupid jogging strollers as well. Ladies, you lose your right to your morning (or afternoon) run for a few years the moment you shart out that little bastard. Don’t you think sloshing that little fucker’s brains around while you run is causing some permanent damage? Stupid, vain cunts. Fuck you.

  2. the walk of shame home from Old Country Buffet is always the worst part.

  3. wanker

    Keep pushin’.

  4. Turd Ferguson

    Please tell me she is pregnant.
    It’s much easier to explain.

  5. .

    It’s okay gurl! Keep working it!

  6. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    Didn’t she just have a baby?

    Remember when parents used to take breathers because a baby was a big responsibility?

  7. I know perception is relative, but it seems to me she looks better than the last time she visited.

    • Allow me to rephrase…perception is subjective, and from my point of view she looks better than the last time she visited. But what the fuck do I know?…I’m really fucked up in the head.

  8. She does look better than just six weeks ago (prepare yourselves before you click):

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2189799/The-post-exercise-glow-Nicole-Eggert-determined-return-Baywatch-glory-days-continues-gruelling-exercise-regime.html

    Good on you, Nicole. I wish Weight Watchers had made a deal with you. You seem determined as all hell.

  9. Nicole should be applauded! This woman is trying to lose weight the old fashioned way via diet, exercise and public shaming!

  10. Roseanne Barr

    Are you sure that’s not Jessica Simpson?

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