When the offers dry up, so does she.
lemme get my hands on some o that
This is what it looks like when you kill the golden goose.
“Can take up to 1000 years to biodegrade”
Sounds about right.
“I wonder how much Jon makes in tips as a waiter and I wonder if I can get my greedy little claws on that?”
Someone was very kind to photoshop all the recyclable cans out of that shopping cart and replace them with bags of groceries so she almost looks a real person with a home to go to and everything.
Jon had to clean vomit off the floor of the men’s bathroom yesterday and I’d still say he lucked out.
Looks like it took a whole lot less than a thousand years.
“OK, 8 boxes of rat poison, 8 box cutters, and 8 lengths of rope. Anything else, ma’am?”
from human xerox machine, to reality TV star, to coupon blogger, to coupon user.
“30. An extra $10 to put it in my mouth.”
The Grinch Goes Shopping
You sure thats not Kendra Wilkenson?
Whatever has become of that continuous smirk of hers?
She sure won by getting the kids. He totally lost. BAHAHAHAHHAHAA
The other kind of MILF Mom I’d Like to see Flatline
“Okay, 25 blowies down, 25 to go. These groceries ain’t gonna pay for they’sselves and momma can’t wash this cum-doily t-shirt if she can’t buy no 50-Mule-Team-Borax at the laundrette. -Back to the salt mines…”
Can and will substitute salt mines for truck stops.
“Wait a minute, I think the guy who bagged my groceries was my ex husband!”
She must have missed the old saying, “When you get to the bottom of a hole, it’s best to stop digging”.
They totally wasted their fame didn’t they? I mean Kate is a real stupid bitch…the way she treated John, who was no charmer himself, but cmon, couldn’t they hold it together for their brood? Now the kids are getting the short end of the stick.
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