1. EricLR

    He’s showing us where all the evil Chris Brown haters touched him.

  2. Hugh G. Rection

    I wish he would take a walk down George Zimmerman’s street.

  3. “I know.. I know punchy… There there.
    We’ll get that mean girl holding up the Woman beater sign..”

  4. “Aaah! Rhianna took my balls!”

  5. Jenn

    *sings* I hit girls because I’ve got a tiny penis….Hey dammit, who slipped truth serum in my sizzurpp?!?

  6. No talent on stage either.

  7. Spleen

    If he’s looking for anything of value down there, he’s going to be out of luck.

  8. Bob

    “Huh. I really am a bitch.”

  9. Really?

    Please let there be a single circle with 10 on it just below his ribcage, just please

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