superficial

  1. Honey, you’re supposed to hold the label out.

  2. EricLR

    I have never wanted to fuck a Teletubbie so bad in my life.

  3. Tom Cruise's Magical Penis

    “I’m telling ya, it’s her! Britney Spears’ younger less smelly sister! She’s walking right in front of me!”

  4. Capn Obvious

    Gunt detection. We have gunt.

  5. i don’t care. I would. All day, every day. All night. I would go off my meds to purposely induce a manic state so I would never have to sleep just to fuck her 22/7. She is so fucking hot in every way.

    Okay, I’ve shared too much.

  6. Effortlessly sexy. I don’t endorse having kids, but why hasn’t she had any kids? She needs to pass her perfection on.

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