1. Most likely a barnyard injury.

  2. Riding accident.

  3. Tried to ride bareback.

  4. Never startle a mare when approaching from behind.

  5. EricLR

    Bet next time you won’t stand right behind her when you’re shoeing her.

  6. I heard he got kicked by a horse

  7. Tom Cruise's Magical Penis

    That’s what you get for horsing around.

    Fuck it. I like low-hanging fruit.

    Which coincidentally is what Sarah Jessica Parker said when someone offered to fix the two of them up.

  8. Severe case of porno elbow.

  9. Going through treatment for ‘aggravated masturbation elbow’ again I see..

  10. Art Crow

    Wrong side of the road again.

  11. Jenn

    Walking behind a horse is a good way to get kicked.

  12. Capn Obvious

    Non-horse-related post.

    Just kidding. Your wife looks like a horse. Her face mostly.

  13. crb

    “Guys stop making those horse jokes. I don’t want to stirrup any trouble with my ‘wife’.”

  14. Ha ha, these were all good, there will be neigh man that would not agree.

  15. It appears SyFy’s straight-to-dvd cash-in homage to Elysium is a more suburban affair.

  16. Odbarc

    If that were his wife, we’d have to shoot her.

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