Most likely a barnyard injury.
She was spooked and threw him. Hang on to the reins tighter next time.
Tried to ride bareback.
Never startle a mare when approaching from behind.
Bet next time you won’t stand right behind her when you’re shoeing her.
I heard he got kicked by a horse
That’s what you get for horsing around.
Fuck it. I like low-hanging fruit.
Which coincidentally is what Sarah Jessica Parker said when someone offered to fix the two of them up.
Severe case of porno elbow.
Going through treatment for ‘aggravated masturbation elbow’ again I see..
Wrong side of the road again.
Walking behind a horse is a good way to get kicked.
Just kidding. Your wife looks like a horse. Her face mostly.
“Guys stop making those horse jokes. I don’t want to stirrup any trouble with my ‘wife’.”
Ha ha, these were all good, there will be neigh man that would not agree.
It appears SyFy’s straight-to-dvd cash-in homage to Elysium is a more suburban affair.
If that were his wife, we’d have to shoot her.
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