superficial

  1. EricLR

    As Keanu began singing, Tiger finally understood the attraction of seppuku.

  2. Hugh G. Rection

    At this point, I’m more likely to go to a Farrah Abraham movie than a Keanu Reeves movie.

  3. Icehawg

    “So…have you finally given up completely Mr. Reeves?”

    “YES! Finally….someone gets it!!” *fist pump*

  4. Slappy Magoo

    “You got the touch…you got the power!”

  5. Still no one has the heart to tell him his beard looks like pubic hair.

  6. Keanu just heard the buffet was open.

  7. Jenn

    Is he whacking off, is he in porn now? Something strange is at hand with Hairy K.

  8. The Pope

    “Yes! I have the second-coolest name here!”

  9. Bob

    He’s finally been working with an acting coach, so his “whoa” is considerably more emphatic than it used to be.

  10. “So I responded, ching chong ching chong. Me love you long time.”

  11. ruckus

    I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYY

    I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  12. crb

    “Finally got the job to replace Scott Stapp in Creed. -YEEEEE-AAAAHHH-RRRRGGGHHHRR!!!!”

  13. sorry, i will always think he’s awesome. dude is 49! 49!!!! i hope i look that good at 49.

  14. ♫Just a small town girl
    Living in a lonely world
    She took the midnight train going anywhere♫

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