As Keanu began singing, Tiger finally understood the attraction of seppuku.
At this point, I’m more likely to go to a Farrah Abraham movie than a Keanu Reeves movie.
“So…have you finally given up completely Mr. Reeves?”
“YES! Finally….someone gets it!!” *fist pump*
“You got the touch…you got the power!”
Still no one has the heart to tell him his beard looks like pubic hair.
Keanu just heard the buffet was open.
Is he whacking off, is he in porn now? Something strange is at hand with Hairy K.
“Yes! I have the second-coolest name here!”
He’s finally been working with an acting coach, so his “whoa” is considerably more emphatic than it used to be.
“So I responded, ching chong ching chong. Me love you long time.”
I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYY
I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
“Finally got the job to replace Scott Stapp in Creed. -YEEEEE-AAAAHHH-RRRRGGGHHHRR!!!!”
sorry, i will always think he’s awesome. dude is 49! 49!!!! i hope i look that good at 49.
stop shaving, you can look just as shitty in a couple weeks.
♫Just a small town girl
Living in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere♫
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