Leia: I’d just as soon kiss a wookie.
Han: I can arrange that.
In her mind this is the sexiest thing ever.
In mine, there are parts of my brain trying to detach itself – sent by my terrified penis – to fill in my eyes as a reactive process to prevent me ever seeing anything like this ever again.
Pretty novel idea to have bumper cars at the festival.
BeastMaster you sound queer and no, I don’t mean gay, I mean queer as in weird. Either that or a contrived idiot, you choose.
always a stupid pose. she would’ve looked a whole lot better standing straight up face forward and just smiling.
This makes it clear that the giant asses come from her mom’s side.
Out trolling for a new black dude I see.
Seen here helping her sister Kim sneak into the show.
Beat me to the person-hiding-in-her-ass joke! DANGIT.
Kort is actually hiding back there to avoid another costly entrance fee.
thanks cunt. Now i have herpes.
is she not ashamed of her deformity? When she takes a dump, does the turd even make it out of her ass cheeks? How did she wax her body so convincingly that you never suspect her Yeti genes?
All questions that inquiring minds want to know.
And people still refuse to admit Bigfoot exists.
(Oakland face with an Oakland booty.)
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Khloe Kardashian at the iHeart Radio Music Festival in Vegas. (September 22, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN