superficial

  1. EricLR

    As it turns out, being a great soccer player does NOT also make you a great mechanic.

  2. caley

    “Can’t handle any more shitty tattoos!”

  3. Dom Perinyawn

    I wonder who’s hanging out with Ross Brains.

  4. “That’s right bitch… Your senses can’t handle my awesomeness..”

  5. Pilin

    “Why Posh spice is singing again?

  6. Slappy Magoo

    “I believe the French call it ‘menage a trois…’”
    “lalalalaLALALA NOT LISTENING NOT LISTENING!”

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    Ugh… I can hear him rubbing his balls through his pocket.

  8. donkeylicks

    Ok look, I wasn’t exactly expecting it to be a doe but he needs to work on his petronas charm.

  9. If you’re standing next to the best looking man in sports, I guess the only way to get attention is to make big, fake fart noises.

  10. Macaulay Culkin isn’t aging well.

  11. Throb the Wonder Mule

    Beck’s thinks:”Hmmmmm, the engine vibrations make the butt plug tingle in me……”

  12. “David…cover up your ears or you might go deaf. David…??? Yo, David…??? Hey, David, are you listening to me…???”

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