As it turns out, being a great soccer player does NOT also make you a great mechanic.
“Can’t handle any more shitty tattoos!”
I wonder who’s hanging out with Ross Brains.
I see what you did there.
“That’s right bitch… Your senses can’t handle my awesomeness..”
“Why Posh spice is singing again?
“I believe the French call it ‘menage a trois…’”
“lalalalaLALALA NOT LISTENING NOT LISTENING!”
Ugh… I can hear him rubbing his balls through his pocket.
Ok look, I wasn’t exactly expecting it to be a doe but he needs to work on his petronas charm.
If you’re standing next to the best looking man in sports, I guess the only way to get attention is to make big, fake fart noises.
Macaulay Culkin isn’t aging well.
Beck’s thinks:”Hmmmmm, the engine vibrations make the butt plug tingle in me……”
“David…cover up your ears or you might go deaf. David…??? Yo, David…??? Hey, David, are you listening to me…???”
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David Beckham and Ross Brawn at the Formula One World Championship in Singapore. (September 21, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN