Farrah Abraham at the Vivid Cabaret LA Launch Grand Opening Party. (September 22, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
*puts hose to mouth, head continues to inflate*
Later tonight, someone is going to be bleaching that mic and wondering when his career choices went so horribly wrong.
I’m waiting patiently for Backdoor Teen Mom II
So am I.
She looks like the hot neighbor mom you wanted to take your virginity in 1978. Except she’s now 35 years older and reeks of Malibu Bay Breezes and shame.
She’s ugly for a regular girl. She’s ugly for a porn star. She’s just flat out ugly.
Probably not the only hookah in this photo to get smoked that night.
The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark.
Cue the cocksmoking jokes in 3…2…1…
That’s pretty tame for her…where’s the hookah labeled “Ass to Mouth”?
Doesn’t she have a kid?
Nothing grand about her opening(s).
the smoke’s coming from the hooker, not the hookah.
That hookah’s cousin is the electronic sign from L.A. Story.
*Ralph Wiggum voice* “It tastes like burning!”
She’s holding the mouthpiece of the hose with the same grip she uses to give hand-jobs.
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