John Travolta at a launching ceremony for the Qingdao Oriental Movie Metropolis in Qingdao, China. (September 22, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
F A B U L O U S !!
What a fruit.
“Let’s see Michael Flately do this with a wig on….”
I just don’t. Get. It. Why does everyone say I am gay. Look at how hetero I am. *points to penis*
A: The hair.
B: The totally natural smooth skin.
C: The not-being-gay.
Which is the one lie you’re willing to forgive if he’d just give up on the other 2?
“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and g…um, TOTALLY FUCKING STRAIGHT, MAN.”
Looks like Scientology has successfully prayed away the gay in FABULOUS fashion!
“I am a Scientologist, hear me roar!”
A soupcon too much black.
Hah! I can shquare Dancsh! Ishn’t that wierd?!
Is there anything JT won’t show up for? Oh, yes. date night with Kelly.
vhy, I do avoid ze daylight. vhy do you ask? ah, ah, ah
One rent boy, two rent boys, THREE rent boys! Ah Ah Ah Ah!
It’s like his working through an act of the HMS Pinafore.
Wait, which one’s the soggy old tit again?
“I’m so pretty, oh so pretty”
Bet you guys didn’t know that I could post comments here on The Superficial all the way from China with my MIND…did you?
While looking pretty…oh so pretty…..
“So who’s the biggest Queen here ??”
” ♫ ♪ Frosted Lucky Charms, they’re magically delicious… ♪ ♫ “
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