Pee-wee Herman looks so classy…..
You know, just because holy water burns you, that’s still no excuse for not bathing in *regular* water.
At first sight I thought it was Ed Furlong, but I then realized he couldn’t look as good as this…
“You want I should show yous where my vagina is?”
Creepy guy, slicked back hair, alone at a Disney movie…is this a Chris Hansen-sanctioned sting?
“She’s so uptight she’s probably got a wood-chipper for a coochie.”
“My little prick lawvs you, and lawvs you, and you!”
Is he in a pose off with John Travolta?
“You know that I am called the Count
Because I really love to count
I could sit and count all day
Sometimes I get carried away
I count slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster
Once I’ve started counting it’s really hard to stop
Faster, faster. It is so exciting!
I could count forever, count until I drop
1! 2! 3! 4!
I count the spiders on the wall…
I count the cobwebs in the hall…
I count the candles on the shelf…
When I’m alone, I count myself!”
I imagine a man at a movie similar to this one is what has turned Disney children stars into the psychologically damaged women they are today.
Fashion by Peewee’s Playhouse.
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