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  1. Pilin

    Pee-wee Herman looks so classy…..

  2. EricLR

    You know, just because holy water burns you, that’s still no excuse for not bathing in *regular* water.

  3. D

    At first sight I thought it was Ed Furlong, but I then realized he couldn’t look as good as this…

  4. Dom Perinyawn

    “You want I should show yous where my vagina is?”

  5. Slappy Magoo

    Creepy guy, slicked back hair, alone at a Disney movie…is this a Chris Hansen-sanctioned sting?

  6. “She’s so uptight she’s probably got a wood-chipper for a coochie.”

  7. “My little prick lawvs you, and lawvs you, and you!”

  8. Charlesatlas

    Is he in a pose off with John Travolta?

  9. Cock Dr

    Ewww.

  10. “You know that I am called the Count
    Because I really love to count
    I could sit and count all day
    Sometimes I get carried away

    I count slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster
    Once I’ve started counting it’s really hard to stop
    Faster, faster. It is so exciting!
    I could count forever, count until I drop

    1! 2! 3! 4!
    1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4

    I count the spiders on the wall…
    I count the cobwebs in the hall…
    I count the candles on the shelf…
    When I’m alone, I count myself!”

  11. I imagine a man at a movie similar to this one is what has turned Disney children stars into the psychologically damaged women they are today.

  12. Fashion by Peewee’s Playhouse.

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