Andrew Dice Clay leaving FOX & Friends in New York City. (September 16, 2011)
Man, the mall cop exam keeps getting less and less strict every year…
Apparently the Boca Raton Galleria will hire anybody.
*no caption needed*
You know how they say the Internet makes it hard to detect sarcasm? Let’s see: what a cool guy.
Hickory Dickory Dock. My Career Sucks Cock.
Ya know what makes the outfit?
The Nintendo Power Glove he’s rocking on the left arm.
The Dice man cometh…for your trash, it’s Monday afternoon. WHOA!!
T.J. Getmeahooker – ohhh!
The lost member of the Village People resurfaces for a tribute tour.
Fox and Friends? So, he’s not on the set of Escape from NY, like it was understood?
To say anything validates his presence.
I’m going to immediately start a vitamin regimen so I can live long enough to witness the Situation turn into this.
Judge Dredd: The Later Years.
Bucket list: threesome with Andrew Dice Clay and Mickey Rourke. Enough man meat to last me 6 winters.
I’m confused – you want to be a cannibal for years before you die?
He’s waiting for his twink, by the looks of it.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, my head looks like an old guy’s dick! Oahhh!
“I am a douchebag sent back from the future to bone Sarah Connor”
Hey diddle, diddle
Hey, as long as she’s got a good fake ID!
I did not think it was possible to look like a douchebag without wearing a wife beater..yet here we are.
Steven Segal: Lawman Tanks vs Dogs
You’re trying too hard, Larry King.
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