I’d cry too if that was my sexy face.
Oops. Put the corset on backwards, honey. Try again. With boobs.
You know she is a crazy bitch and probably wild in bed, so yes.
Ya think? After seeing her in Playboy I have to admit, her body is pretty nice. Sort of an odd-looking face, though. Maybe I’ll reevaluate my fantasies…
She got her lips done. Looks like a fucking typical Hollywood duck.
Now, if we could just lop off the head, it would be a pretty hot picture
Hmmm, a dash of Charo, a pinch of 1-800-Psychic and a sprinkle of Meth user. Voila!
“And my book ‘Aging, Anorexia and You!’ will be out in time for Christmas.”
….and she was crying because?
Because she realized she turned into Goldie Hawn. And not the cute version…
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