“If anyone asks if you saw a little girl standing on the corner, you didn’t see her…”
“why the face George?”
“someone just said the c-word. commitment”
“Don’t tell her I’m not going to marry her.”
“I’m sorry, girl, but you’re gonna need to shower and brush your teeth before I touch anything other than your hand.”
so whens the wedding??
Going in for the goose…!
George sees a photo of what overuse does to a cock by the age of 55.
sometimes farts are louder than you think they’ll be.
“Ix-Nay on the azi War Machine N-ay”
Close call… I almost left my Friday rubbers at home.
Is that Morris Day in the background?
“…..and this one? I used to call it the analis Canalis….”
“Shhh! Bitch, my family’s here!”
You mean I’ve got to sit in that cheap piece of crap? Do you know who I am?
Shhh, cool it, I’ll be fucking her later but she doesn’t know it yet.
Holy Frankenstein’s ugly step-sister, who let Hewitt remove her dentitions? Good thing I have security guards for this kind of threat.
“Keep it down, will ya? If Stacey finds me with another chick, she’ll put a leg-scissors on my head and pop my brain out like it’s the core of a pimple.”
Keystone Lite could help him with that “bitter beer face”.
“Would I BUY one? No, no, no, my friend, I’m not the kind of guy who ‘buys’ anything. I lease.”
Good one…..let that be a lesson to stupid women!!!
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