superficial

  1. youbetcha

    She’s finally figuring out how to get her man!

  2. it had to be said

    “There’s no husband here! Or cheesecake! You guys suck.”

  3. dontlooknow

    Oh Nooo!!! She’s on the Sarah Jessica Parker diet!!!

  4. Beefarino

    I believe Edvard Munch created a painting of her.

  5. Is that the Scream mask she’s wearing?

  6. Perplexity

    JenLovHew aged so quickly. Here we see her shopping for new dentures.

  7. SSHGuru

    Doesn’t matter how many rings, no one would marry that face.

  8. journalschism

    Some sweat hog mama with a face like a gent…

  9. She’s aging in dog years.

  10. She looks like one of these ghosts she used to talk to.

  11. Hugh Gentry

    that’s right baby, don’t use your teeth.

  12. Johnny P!

    I knew Kate Bush was gettin’ on in years, but an eating disorder too?

  13. Aud

    She needs to inject some of that arm fat into her jowls. Arm fat for everyone!

  14. bethy

    Remove twinkie and reinsert as shown (cream-inserts-side-down)

  15. cc

    McKenzie Phillips?

  16. Nik

    Actually… It looks like she lost weight.

  17. Lolli-Pop

    I see she had her teeth removed to improve those fellatio skills in another desperate attempt to wrangle herself a man. Any man.

  18. bluebird

    This is the crestfallen look of a woman who just realized she left her dentures, and more importantly, her doggie bag back at the restaurant.

  19. GuyLeDouche

    That tranny I was with….wasn’t a tranny!

  20. obgyn

    She could suck the cream from a Twinkie a metre away.

  21. Weaselmouse

    I remember reading a horror novella once that was about a librarian succubus.

  22. UncleDenial

    That’s her O face. O for old.

  23. Box

    She look so sunken, so gaunt, so deathly frail when you look at her face, and then you scoot your eyes down just a tad and feast them on those meaty upper arms, and you realize your mistake.

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