superficial

  1. OK FINE! I’ll say it! Why s he crying? Shouldn’t he be used to that view by now?

  2. Natural reaction.

  3. One really has to wonder whether that gate is meant to keep him out or keep him in.

  4. Buddy the Elf

    I dont see Ron Artest.
    I see Meta World Peace or whatever-the-fuck-this-looney-tune-renamed-himself.

  5. Sigh…well, what kid of racism is it gonna be? Zoo joke? Prison?

    I’ll take the high road and simply suggest that he’s raping the shit out of that little brown gate.

  6. Venom

    Too easy :)

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Turn him over. He’s done on this side.

  8. Perplexity

    Why these white dancers gotta lock a brotha up?

  9. Swearin

    Ron demonstrates his impression of Kobe’s last visit to Colorado

  10. The only logical conclusion to Artest’s gig on the DWTS is when he jumps into the audience to beat the crap out of Tom Bergeron. It’s called ratings gold.

  11. He looks like a guy, who just realised he married one of the Kardashians

  12. He’s trying to figure out how to put a chain around that and wear it around his neck.

  13. Artest is clearly not thrilled with his DWTS dressing room.

  14. bethy

    I don’t watch this show…is it still the season that I can do a Kirstie Alley joke? It’s pretty obvious that he ate a sandwich upwind from her (regardless of whether she is on this season).

  15. vlad

    Ron Artest practicing for a future stint in prison

  16. Brad Brown

    Must be in a cheap prison, they don’t even drop the soap anymore.

  17. The Brown Streak

    Shown here: Metta World pees

  18. We call this number “90 days as Michael Vick”…

  19. chainsawbuzzkill

    Please–anything! We haven’t eaten in days–Chaz scarfed down everything as soon as we got here!

  20. HITLER

    He better get well acquainted with those bars….because he’s black.

    PS I LOVE KIDS

  21. “For the love of god, let me out!!! Don’t leave me in here with Schwimmer!!!”

  22. Rough? Not for sale!

    I’m telling you, those DWTS’ officials might be worse than the parents in kiddy pageants. No one is looking into this…

  23. eclecticladyland

    Nothing better than a good wrought iron dry hump.

  24. They put him in here after he started punching members of the audience.

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