Indiana? You fucking people. Apple, Louisiana, Indiana. Time to exchange paps for snipers.
It’s simple. People one degree removed from Kevin Bacon shouldn’t be allowed to marry. They’re like celebrity first cousins.
I just hope they didn’t name Indiana after the dog.
Daughters? Where’s the other one? In that sling around his neck?
Yes. She’s six weeks old.
Where’s Indiana? Is she stuffed in his man bag, or is she the lifeless body hanging from the stroller.
I hear Ethan Hawke and his lady decided to name their daughter Indiana after ruling out their first choice, Cow Patty.
:( dang, suddenly he is sexy.
Good to know that in NYC you can still push babies into the street while talking on your cell phone.
Well, Lindsay Lohan only drives in Los Angeles.
Nice going SuperDad.
You are walking the kids in the street and couldnt even find your belt loops with the stupid belt.
How does the belt even hold up the pants if they arent in the loops. And are they sweatpants!!
Belt: for fashion. Pants: actually fit.
Not that I’m excusing it. I’ve done it before, but not when walking the dogs. I mean kids.
Yes, this is Ethan. What’s that? My child doesn’t need a stroller and can walk on her own? What about breastfeeding?
I Am Sam II: Bag Babies.
Nice baby purse.
Christ, so he just walks around with his kid as a lumpy ball in a sling? Who’s his babysitter? Casey Anthony?
“Whaddya mean ‘I saw you put the baby in the dirty diaper sling?’ Are you still fuckin’ stalking me, Uma?!?”
Poor squished baby.
He is carrying Clementine like a sack of oranges…
Clementine? I’m surprised they didn’t name the other one Navel!
Someone is auditioning for Real House Husbands of New York.
“Sir?…Sir?… Your baby fell out around three blocks back.”
Who’s your nanny now, bitch?
Using your child to hide your gut? Shameful.
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Ethan Hawke and his daughters Clementine and Indiana in New York City. (September 18, 2011)