superficial

  1. it had to be said

    Indiana? You fucking people. Apple, Louisiana, Indiana. Time to exchange paps for snipers.

  2. Daughters? Where’s the other one? In that sling around his neck?

  3. I hear Ethan Hawke and his lady decided to name their daughter Indiana after ruling out their first choice, Cow Patty.

  4. Cock of the..

    :( dang, suddenly he is sexy.

  5. Good to know that in NYC you can still push babies into the street while talking on your cell phone.

  6. Buddy the Elf

    Nice going SuperDad.
    You are walking the kids in the street and couldnt even find your belt loops with the stupid belt.

    • jen

      How does the belt even hold up the pants if they arent in the loops. And are they sweatpants!!

      • Colin

        Belt: for fashion. Pants: actually fit.

        Not that I’m excusing it. I’ve done it before, but not when walking the dogs. I mean kids.

  7. Perplexity

    Yes, this is Ethan. What’s that? My child doesn’t need a stroller and can walk on her own? What about breastfeeding?

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    I Am Sam II: Bag Babies.

  9. Nice baby purse.

  10. g-moonie

    Christ, so he just walks around with his kid as a lumpy ball in a sling? Who’s his babysitter? Casey Anthony?

  11. Johnny P!

    “Whaddya mean ‘I saw you put the baby in the dirty diaper sling?’ Are you still fuckin’ stalking me, Uma?!?”

  12. Lolli-Pop

    Poor squished baby.

  13. He is carrying Clementine like a sack of oranges…

  14. Clementine? I’m surprised they didn’t name the other one Navel!

  15. Someone is auditioning for Real House Husbands of New York.

  16. eclecticladyland

    “Sir?…Sir?… Your baby fell out around three blocks back.”

  17. Who’s your nanny now, bitch?

  18. cc

    Using your child to hide your gut? Shameful.

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