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  1. Shia, stop hanging out with Keanu… Seriously bro, I know Megan was hot and all but I am sure Bay can find you something else.

    P.S. shave that raccoon you call hair.

  2. adolf hitler

    boys dont cry

  3. “I had no idea claiming to have slept with Megan Fox would keep me from entering Canada.”

  4. S

    Hipster fail

  5. Buddy the Elf

    Those have to be the gayest shoes I’ve seen on a dude in some time.
    And by gay, I dont mean happy.

  6. Perplexity

    Listening to the ending of Shane on audiobook.

  7. Swearin

    Everything he’s putting out in this photo is trying to say “misunderstood artist”, except for the hair, which is saying that artist is Sideshow Bob

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    He actually looks like a normal human being now… except for the socks, jeans, shoes, hair, etc.

  9. Homeless, a busted up hand and a bad eighties Adam Ant haircut.

    You keep winning at life, Shia.

  10. Nice leggins

  11. Johnny P!

    Good to see someone’s colorizing old BW shots of Bob Dylan during his
    “slumming it” days. Great job! Almost looks present -day.

  12. “Oh dear god, he’s got coffee. SCATTER!”

  13. Aud

    If I walked by, I’d put a coin in his cup.

  14. Mwaddams

    He’s just sad because he got bounced at Walgreens.

  15. vlad

    oh god, please don’t ever make jazz shoes popular again! Keep them dead and buried in the 80′s! Shia, did you shave your Joaquin Phoenix beard and glue it to your head?

  16. Sad LaBeouf > Sad Keanu.

  17. About to pull out cardboard sign saying “Will suck dick for… who am I trying to kid! I do it because it’s me!”

  18. Thom

    Which one of the Jonas Brothers was the homeless one?

  19. tlmck

    Jacking off to porno books on tape.

  20. Box

    oh my God, how have I never seen this before? those pouty “my feelings mean more than yours” eyes, the douchey styling, the overall self-righteous demeanor… he is a young Russel Crowe.

  21. Steelerchick

    Down and Out in Vancouver.

  22. cc

    Sorry Shia, the hockey riot was a one time thing.

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