1. Cock of the..

    She is renting the hair by the day, Kim’s is leased.

  2. it had to be said

    Ugh. She looks like fame just raped her.

  3. Beefarino

    Very Vamprific.

  4. “Where’s the what…??? The skirt…??? Ummmm…OOPS!”

  5. TomFrank

    Why is everyone in London this week?

  6. Just for the record, I think she looks hot.

  7. S

    The girl next to her can finally wear all black without appearing too pale. She’ll follow the vampire around forever.

  8. Buddy the Elf

    I would wager money that my ass isn’t even this white.

  9. Perplexity

    Enemas make me soooo drowsy

  10. icu

    Hey Kristen, cocaine just called, said it wants it’s white back.

  11. Colin

    “Hurry, get a picture! She looks vapid and uninteresting! She NEVER looks like that!”

  12. AnnaDraconida

    The Face. It Never Changes.

  13. Johnny P!

    Photog: “Hey, Kristen! Can you summarize you entire acting repertoire in just one facial expression?”
    Kristen: “Uhhh, sure, here y’go…”
    Chick in background: “Kristen, what did I tell you? You have to charge them for that!!”

  14. Clown Shoes

    “If you must know I am here to pick up my fake British accent.”

  15. And after years of mystery Kristen’s puppet-master was unveiled, it was Sarah Silverman this whole time!

  16. cc

    White pantyhose?

  17. Lolli-Pop

    This is quite an improvement from the boy look in Panic Room. Although, she is channeling Keanu. Bored Keanu.

  18. She must hate everyone else in the world for hogging all the melanin.

  19. azgirlgoneast

    gotta admit…she looks gorgeous here! she’s a beautiful girl, just doesn’t utilize her beauty 90% of the time…lets hope she has more appearances like this in the future!!

  20. Weaselmouse

    What happens when you fuck a sparkly vamper? This. This is a walking PSA.

  21. tlmck

    The Jenner girl that escaped.

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