It’s almost sad to see someone trying so hard to look sexy when that’s all she has going for her…but then I remember that she makes millions being so pathetic, so fuck her.
i would eat her turds like a dog eats his own shit…
Now you’re fuckin talkin!
Barf. Go back to your fringe scat sites.
sorry, my account got hacked. i would never do that. i would clean her colon with my tongue though…
Yep! that’s the Rihanna we all know and love.
Bite it like a motherfucking apple.
This is the part of her act where she cues up the dry-hump parade.
All kidding aside, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’d like to rip her clothes off her and ravish her naked body. Yep, that’s the ticket!
How to tap that ass for Dummies
I was going to make a joke about “surprise buttsecks”, but really, I don’t think anyone could surpise her with it at this point.
FYI, Fish… today would have been the day to do a Peter Dinklage Final Five.
Can anyone else smell bananas and rum?
Nope! Still smells like tuna.
Literally every photo in this collection of The Crap we Missed could be titled “Tom Cruise’s penis goes here.”
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Rihanna performs during her Loud Tour in Sao Paolo. (September 18, 2011)