Wow. Usually when I see someone derp it makes my penis sad. In this case, my penis is still happy to see Vergara . . .
“I thin’ ees so funny when a gringo try to eat habanero peppers.”
“I know…joo jus’ wan’ put jour weeny between my chi-chis.”
Necklace is nice, but the cheek implant looks to soon explode.
“I couldn’t fasten that top button. I kinda feel sorry for the women who can.”
i’d suck this dudes dick…
This must be a hairspray ad. Her face is being hit by a wind machine.
Joo say your camerah fell between my boobs? Joo so silleee
She definitely just saw a fatty fall down.
Yes, this cleavage is a mind controlling device.
Sorry Sofia. I thought my computer screen would’ve protected you…
Proof that semen bleaches your teeth.
Georges! Senor Clooney! Aye Papi, sí, it’s your dream woman. Ze one you will finally commit to. ¡Besos!!
Today is apparently “ruin it with a doof face” over at Superficial… Geez!!
Angry Pirate. Just like I like to imagine her… ARRRGGG!!
“Tee hee hee SNORK!!! Tee hee hee SNORK!!!
“Ooo when they smell this, I’ll just point at Ed Oniell!”
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