superficial

  1. catapostrophe

    Caps.

  2. catapostrophe

    ALL CAPS.

  3. it had to be said

    Wow. Usually when I see someone derp it makes my penis sad. In this case, my penis is still happy to see Vergara . . .

  4. “I thin’ ees so funny when a gringo try to eat habanero peppers.”

  5. “I know…joo jus’ wan’ put jour weeny between my chi-chis.”

  6. Tracey

    Necklace is nice, but the cheek implant looks to soon explode.

  7. TomFrank

    “I couldn’t fasten that top button. I kinda feel sorry for the women who can.”

  8. i’d suck this dudes dick…

  9. S

    This must be a hairspray ad. Her face is being hit by a wind machine.

  10. Perplexity

    Joo say your camerah fell between my boobs? Joo so silleee

  11. She definitely just saw a fatty fall down.

  12. dontkillthemessenger

    Yes, this cleavage is a mind controlling device.

  13. g-moonie

    Sorry Sofia. I thought my computer screen would’ve protected you…

  14. cc

    Proof that semen bleaches your teeth.

  15. Lolli-Pop

    Georges! Senor Clooney! Aye Papi, sí, it’s your dream woman. Ze one you will finally commit to. ¡Besos!!

  16. Today is apparently “ruin it with a doof face” over at Superficial… Geez!!

  17. Angry Pirate. Just like I like to imagine her… ARRRGGG!!

  18. “Tee hee hee SNORK!!! Tee hee hee SNORK!!!

  19. Knee Grow

    “Ooo when they smell this, I’ll just point at Ed Oniell!”

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