The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.17.12
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Beverly Hills. (September 15, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.17.12
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We definitely need more backstory to this photo.
Yes! What the hell is that thing next to Ahnold?
Twins 2: The Intervention
Is he going on tour with Motley Crue?
That guy is his maid spotter.
And the guy in the back is nervous because he’s pointing at his wife.
look, I’ve been electrocuted!!
That goddamn runaway horse is trampling that smack addict!
I think that’s Guiseppe Franco, Beverly Hills hair stylist (he was popular in the 80′s) and all around Douche Nozzle
You are correct, sir.
Mid-70′s, a few people dress in black and adopt a look that became known as “punk” to indicate a number of things, including their rejection of mindless conformity. Almost immediately, others began to mindlessly conform to the look. And here we are FOUR DECADES later and there are still tools mindlessly conforming to that look.
Black is a common color for people who work in salons. It’s practical for both his career and his image.
Because nothing says “punk rock” like a big-ass Ralph Lauren Polo emblem on your shirt.
TomFrank, I don’t know if I should say “damn you” for saying that first or “thank you.” I’m lazy so let’s go with the latter.
Another unfortunate side-effect of steroids: Cankles.
Is that what they call heroine chic?
See pic 25.
Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!
So, Al Pacino’s retarded goth son, where would you like to eat? Oh, at that restaurant over there? Okay.
Another maid, another kid. Goddamnit! Why are republicans against birth control again?
Damn, Grieco looks worse than usual
“Look Arnold! There’s a bench full of Mexican housekeepers.”
17 year old Keith Richards
“Fraulein Ravenwood, let me show you what I’m used to…”
Jared Leto looks better shaven.
….waits for the awkward fat woman to demask the Arnold suit….
At this angle it looks like they are conjoined at the arm, interesting combo.
“You can hear the lamentations of the women pretty good from over there.”
There! That’s where the white women are at!
Boy, Schwarzenegger will put his dick into just about anything!
Seriously, the first thing you learn after you stop shitting yourself is how to operate your shoes. We spend all this energy on killing people over race, religion, and ideology and yet we cant spare any violent death for this crap (looking at you too Leto).
And that’s where I go to troll Mexican housekeepers, Arnold.
“Iff I stick close enuff to dis gesticulatink idiot, no vun vill notice my stoopidly inapwopwiate old-man mocs.”
Invisible light socket?
“Oh please, please, please, Boss. Can I have that tall one? Can I? Can I? Can I…???”