superficial

  1. EricLr

    Okay, who wants to see my van?

  2. Deacon Jones

    The exact moment Newman realized he could grab the small girl and *probably* make it to the nearby idling van without getting caught.

  3. jack

    Ah-ah-ah, you didn’t say the magic word!

  4. pipedreamer

    Helloooooooo, cumin!

  5. ty

    creepy guy

  6. InkyBlack

    Nice to see the dinosaur puke washed off.

  7. Billebuoy

    Ummm, he shouldn’t be wearing pleats.

  8. your mom

    “Oh, get over here you deep fried, cream filled little slice of trouble…”

  9. Turd Ferguson

    Good to see Vin Deisel eating right, too.

  10. Contusion

    Newman.

  11. tlmck

    Stole his whole schtick from Frank Nelson.

  12. Blech

    That is the face of a man who’s just spotted pie…

  13. Alexxx

    …and that little girl was never seen nor heard from again.

  14. Katie

    Hello…..Newwwman….

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