It’s smaller than his Hyperion Bay residuals.
well, not everyone can be as genetically gifted as john hamm
Just how cold was the water?!
Well, in his defense, the water is cold and he’s got a tight suit on.
His lady parts are showing.
Sorry little fella, but you are in for a nasty surprise.
Pierce Brosnan did it better.
we want you in the USA army!
someone queue up that sad slide-whistle sound effect.
With that package, I hope Helen is satisfied.
“SHRINKAGE!! Ask Jerry! It’s just shrinkage!!”
Did not know you could get a pokie down there.
That is one monster herp on that little lady…
I’d still do him. I’ve crushed on his sweet ass since elementary school :)
I figured it was the one nut that didn’t make it back in after the polar bear swim.
Henceforth know as Zack Turtle.
“Gosh I am so disappointed that my 3 hour marathon time was so much more than Paul Ryan’s…”
We’re sad about it too, Zach. We really are.
welp, there goes my crush on zack morris after all these years
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