Looks more like they are ready for a barn raising in rural Pennsylvania.
It must have taken a week to get to Toronto from Lancaster in a buggy…
Good to see Hank Williams, Jr. is doing well.
You really have to try to look like this big of a tool(s).
Yeah this bullshit takes effort.
Good. We needed two of these.
Haha this is great!
these guys aren’t tools – they’re the whole fucking box
I can smell the gay gang rape in this photo.
Looks like a remake of Deliverance.
Who let these two out unattended?
Jesus, they can’t even tie their shoes.
The shoes have zippers allowing you to bypass the complicated tying/untying process. (They’re from the Corky “I Dressed Myself” collection.) Unfortunately, these two rocket surgeons can’t work zippers either.
You have no idea how brave these two are. In their culture, cameras have the power to steal souls.
People are rioting in the middle east, and yet we STILL mock their prophet??
Last time I say to ANYONE ‘Bet you a thousand bucks he’s the douchiest guy alive.’
The worst part is that they probably paid a “stylist” to look that way.
Amish Gone Wild
At the tryouts for the new “Annoying Guy With Beard” role in the new NFL football ads.
This is more disturbing than the Jonas Brothers.
If they kissed it would be like Velcro.
So I know I said I’m all for the unshaven look but… I wasn’t encouraging a ‘wild pubes’ look…
Dickbaggery runs in the family?
And where does one shop to buy Hipster Douche Footware, because these seem to have more than most?
I appreciate the simplicity in your comments.
Come on guys they worked really hard to look like disheveled homeless people rather than rich actors.
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