Shannon and Jared Leto at the prmemiere of Artifact during The Toronto International Film Festival. (September 15, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Looks more like they are ready for a barn raising in rural Pennsylvania.
It must have taken a week to get to Toronto from Lancaster in a buggy…
Good to see Hank Williams, Jr. is doing well.
You really have to try to look like this big of a tool(s).
Yeah this bullshit takes effort.
Good. We needed two of these.
Haha this is great!
these guys aren’t tools – they’re the whole fucking box
I can smell the gay gang rape in this photo.
Looks like a remake of Deliverance.
Who let these two out unattended?
Jesus, they can’t even tie their shoes.
The shoes have zippers allowing you to bypass the complicated tying/untying process. (They’re from the Corky “I Dressed Myself” collection.) Unfortunately, these two rocket surgeons can’t work zippers either.
You have no idea how brave these two are. In their culture, cameras have the power to steal souls.
People are rioting in the middle east, and yet we STILL mock their prophet??
Last time I say to ANYONE ‘Bet you a thousand bucks he’s the douchiest guy alive.’
The worst part is that they probably paid a “stylist” to look that way.
Amish Gone Wild
At the tryouts for the new “Annoying Guy With Beard” role in the new NFL football ads.
This is more disturbing than the Jonas Brothers.
If they kissed it would be like Velcro.
So I know I said I’m all for the unshaven look but… I wasn’t encouraging a ‘wild pubes’ look…
Dickbaggery runs in the family?
And where does one shop to buy Hipster Douche Footware, because these seem to have more than most?
I appreciate the simplicity in your comments.
Come on guys they worked really hard to look like disheveled homeless people rather than rich actors.
ZZ Top, the early years.
I was scrolling down just to see if anyone made that joke yet. Well done.
Presenting: The Douche-Beard Twins.
I don’t care if Jared is looking like a dirty hobo nowadays, I’d still sex him to death
ahh geez I used to agree with you, but just… are we looking at the same picture? I can practically smell him
I’m Larry, This is Daryl This is my other brother Dary-… Wait. Where is Daryl?
Really? Like Jared Leto needed to look MORE like a vagina.
It’s been seven years, obviously FEMA forgot about this one.
I see he brought his sister, but I didn’t know they were twins.
And next time I will tell you how the bear became synonymous with the chubby hairy gay.
Jared is such a pussy he has camel-toe beard.
And it’s uneven as well.
They came to Toronto to hawk their new after shave scent, Dipshit on the Prowl…
30 seconds to a hoedown.
zz top and zz bottom.
Somewhere a yeti is missing the pubes from both the left and right side of it’s ball-sack.
I’d take a weed whacker to both their faces.
I can picture five consultants giddily giggling their queer eyes out.
Are they going thru the Joaquin Phoenix phase?
Thank you, than you so much for this photo.
“Well howdy-doo, ladies and gentlemen. In a moment we’re gonna play you some ditties from down home on the worm farm. In case you’re wondering, we are ‘The Crotch Brothers’!”
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