“….And zen…Roy mumbles to me “Put dis child’s large head up my butt”…and eva zince zen, we’ve been in love with him.”

Did they even try to stitch his head back on straight?

…Straight. LOL.

” The tigers stopped attacking Roy and I, after we begun to feed them these..”
“‘As a magic trick, of course! What Siegfried meant was as part of an illluuusssiiioonnnn.”

Isn’t one of them dead?

Holy shit, he’s going to feed that baby to Kim Jong Il.

Ja, I love wrapping this kleinkind in my lederhosen, as well as this outfit, ja.

It finally happened…I just thought of a joke too unspeakable to put on this site.

Oh my gosh! Where is Siegfried’s other hand? That POOR baby!

If child protective services monitored this web site there would be no more child molesters.

And here I was thinking that it would be easy to determine which one’s face was fucked up by Manticore.

Siegfried and Roy, one’s a girl holding a boy.

Making NAMBLA proud!

See you just fold the legs up like so and then he fits right into the tigers mouth

Aren’t they a little early for Oktoberfest?

Weidos!

look roy, it’s one of those things we feed the cats. all dressed up, like a turky

For some reason this picture is wrong all over the place

“And for my next trick, I will make myself disappear from these creepy old men.” – Hans Lumpkin, Baby Magician

Must be feeding time.

“Yes, zis child is ours. Vee created him out of zee thin air. Vee are magicians, you silly americans!”

I have a problem with their new line of tiger snacks.

By the time that kid is 6 years old, he’ll be a total twink.

Gay German entertainers with a baby…Chick-Fil-A’s most undesired customers ever

Which one was attacked by the tiger? Both of them looked so fucked up I can’t tell.

Chris Kattan’s kid is a Keebler Elf.

Hitler was afraid this would happen…