“….And zen…Roy mumbles to me “Put dis child’s large head up my butt”…and eva zince zen, we’ve been in love with him.”
Did they even try to stitch his head back on straight?
Can you imagine some of the fucked up shit those poor tigers have seen?
” The tigers stopped attacking Roy and I, after we begun to feed them these..”
“‘As a magic trick, of course! What Siegfried meant was as part of an illluuusssiiioonnnn.”
Isn’t one of them dead?
No, the kid just wishes he was.
Holy shit, he’s going to feed that baby to Kim Jong Il.
Ja, I love wrapping this kleinkind in my lederhosen, as well as this outfit, ja.
It finally happened…I just thought of a joke too unspeakable to put on this site.
Oh my gosh! Where is Siegfried’s other hand? That POOR baby!
If child protective services monitored this web site there would be no more child molesters.
Shh! Don’t ruin it for everybody.
And here I was thinking that it would be easy to determine which one’s face was fucked up by Manticore.
Siegfried and Roy, one’s a girl holding a boy.
Making NAMBLA proud!
See you just fold the legs up like so and then he fits right into the tigers mouth
Aren’t they a little early for Oktoberfest?
look roy, it’s one of those things we feed the cats. all dressed up, like a turky
For some reason this picture is wrong all over the place
“And for my next trick, I will make myself disappear from these creepy old men.” – Hans Lumpkin, Baby Magician
AW! Cutest baby magician name ever!
Must be feeding time.
“Yes, zis child is ours. Vee created him out of zee thin air. Vee are magicians, you silly americans!”
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