1. Frank Burns

    Hair and eyebrows by Sharpie.

  2. EricLr

    You know, he turned into Commander Data so slowly that none of us even noticed until it was too late…

  3. jack


  4. Joe

    He has reached a state of “Clear”.

  5. Ghost

    He looks like count dracula

  6. icu

    Hey kids! It’s Howdy Doody time!

  7. Now imagine being a masseuse and turning around to this after an uninvited reacharound. That’s the stuff PTSD is made of.

  8. salashannah

    He looks like a wax figure of himself. Creepy.

    • Eddie Baby

      I thought they would have gone with a era different than the current one for Travolta. Like “Pulp Fiction” or “Saturday Night Fever”. Is this part of a series?

  9. cc

    No, no, that was at ‘Night at the Wax Museum 2′.

  10. Cock Dr

    Gay Vulcan

  11. SugarTits

    The guy behind him appears to be trying to burn a hole through the rug on John’s head, maybe he tried talking him into a massage.

  12. No…I’m not believing that is not a new wax statue at madame tussauds. No way is that a real human.

  13. Animal


  14. It turns out everyone has been horribly unfair–it’s no mystery that a puppet needs a hand up its ass to come to life.

  15. zomgbie

    thats his “im early for my massage” look.

  16. JennywithaY

    What smells like shoe polish?

  17. your mom

    Is Madame Tussard dialing it in for him now?

  18. Contusion

    Obviously they don’t have mirrors where it is from.

  19. Turd Ferguson

    The Power Tie is supposed to draw your eye away from his hair and eyebrows.

    Yeah – didnt work for me either.

  20. Formaldehyde: Preserving mental and physical retardation since 2012

  21. Fussy Hussy

    This makes me think of an Etch-a-Sketch

  22. it had to be said

    Looks like a wanted poster.

    “Would You Message This Man?”

  23. They remade Shallow Hal already??

  24. meeps!

    It looks like Dr. Soong’s emotion chip is fully functional…

  25. jennmatchett

    Whoaaaaaa. When did they let Sandusky out? That dye job is fooling no one. No one!

  26. Sho enuff

    WTF is that? Some wierd Japanese Anime Character?

  27. I vant to suck your dic….blood I vant to suck your blood!

  28. LordInvader

    Wooly Willy is a Scientlologist? I swear they’re getting to everybody.

  29. Frank The Duck

    I see that John is in the casting call for the remake of “Plan 9 from Outer Space”

  30. Arzach

    Shit! Don’t sneak up on me like that!

  31. theking

    I’ll take Uncanny Valley for 1000, Alex…

  32. Da-da-da-dum *zip* *zip*

  33. Fingergod

    I see John has been using some of that spray-on toupee

  34. Remember when Travolta was hunky and masculine? Nah, me neither.

  35. PZ

    This is his ‘possessed by the spirit of Xenu’ look.

  36. One seemingly innocent request later and now guy behind him has pink eye. And a new watch.

  37. The smile says hello but the eyes say “OH GOD DON’T LOOK IN HIS EYES. OH MY LORD JESUS HELP ME. MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP.”

  38. Staying Alive. Kind of.

  39. “Xenu cured me of my homosexuality!!”

  40. Ouddy

    He look like a WAX STATUE in a wax museum.Why isn’t anyone that care about him told him this. This is definitely not a good look at all. He probably have like so many plastic surgery.

  41. DoubleD

    Is this an old prop from “Face Off”?

  42. Crissy

    I predict he is gonna die soon!… He just has that about to die look.

  43. Bob

    Is that a wax figure or the real him?

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