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Hair and eyebrows by Sharpie.
John Travolta is the new spokesman for Hair in a Can
I think he may have been sniffing them too.
Also his pupils. Any man that can take a sharpie to the eye can certainly take a bluntie to the ass.
HA! Dang, sorry UJ.
And his pupils. That’s just wrong.
You know, he turned into Commander Data so slowly that none of us even noticed until it was too late…
Commander Theta.
*Applauds the Torgs*
Oh please, he clearly is a vulcano :-)
BRAINSSSSS
He has reached a state of “Clear”.
He looks like count dracula
1, 2. 2! 2 lawsuits from a masseur! AH AH AH!
I vant to suck your…. no but seriously, just stick it in my mouth. Just the tip. It’ll be OK.
Hey kids! It’s Howdy Doody time!
Now imagine being a masseuse and turning around to this after an uninvited reacharound. That’s the stuff PTSD is made of.
He looks like a wax figure of himself. Creepy.
I thought they would have gone with a era different than the current one for Travolta. Like “Pulp Fiction” or “Saturday Night Fever”. Is this part of a series?
No, no, that was at ‘Night at the Wax Museum 2′.
Gay Vulcan
Gay Vulcan vampire. He looks truly freaky!
The guy behind him appears to be trying to burn a hole through the rug on John’s head, maybe he tried talking him into a massage.
No…I’m not believing that is not a new wax statue at madame tussauds. No way is that a real human.
Frightening!!!
It turns out everyone has been horribly unfair–it’s no mystery that a puppet needs a hand up its ass to come to life.
HA very clever! And true.
I gave you a thumbs up, just for the JRoc reference – Trailer Park Boys!! (ya-know-what-i-sayin?)
thats his “im early for my massage” look.
What smells like shoe polish?
nice helmet.
Is Madame Tussard dialing it in for him now?
Obviously they don’t have mirrors where it is from.
The Power Tie is supposed to draw your eye away from his hair and eyebrows.
Yeah – didnt work for me either.
Formaldehyde: Preserving mental and physical retardation since 2012
This makes me think of an Etch-a-Sketch
Looks like a wanted poster.
“Would You Message This Man?”
They remade Shallow Hal already??
It looks like Dr. Soong’s emotion chip is fully functional…
Whoaaaaaa. When did they let Sandusky out? That dye job is fooling no one. No one!
WTF is that? Some wierd Japanese Anime Character?
I vant to suck your dic….blood I vant to suck your blood!
This comment clearly deserves more thumbs up. Hilarious! +1
Wooly Willy is a Scientlologist? I swear they’re getting to everybody.
I see that John is in the casting call for the remake of “Plan 9 from Outer Space”
Shit! Don’t sneak up on me like that!
I’ll take Uncanny Valley for 1000, Alex…
Da-da-da-dum *zip* *zip*
I see John has been using some of that spray-on toupee
Remember when Travolta was hunky and masculine? Nah, me neither.
This is his ‘possessed by the spirit of Xenu’ look.
One seemingly innocent request later and now guy behind him has pink eye. And a new watch.
Haaahahahahaaa
The smile says hello but the eyes say “OH GOD DON’T LOOK IN HIS EYES. OH MY LORD JESUS HELP ME. MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP.”
Staying Alive. Kind of.
“Xenu cured me of my homosexuality!!”
He look like a WAX STATUE in a wax museum.Why isn’t anyone that care about him told him this. This is definitely not a good look at all. He probably have like so many plastic surgery.
Is this an old prop from “Face Off”?
I predict he is gonna die soon!… He just has that about to die look.
Is that a wax figure or the real him?