finally finding out who his daddy is
Just pick him out of the line up sweetie.
Still, looks more intelligent than his dad.
… but just as frightened as dad is of mom..
No woman is too young to stand in awe of Skarsgard.
“Mommy, why is daddy always scratching his dingy?”
“Hush now, hold still while we get this implants in you”
she’s about to pull a michael jackson and dangle her baby over the ledge
PB’s comment on this one is perfect.
Finding out that her voice is still lower than Daddy’s.
“Oh shit, we really were going to a soccer game?”
She just realized that she has an ear bigger than the other.
“She’s standing right behind me, isn’t she?”
Baby is a cutie though.
“Wait, I don’t see the E*Trade Baby. You, bitch, you lied to get me to to a @#%&^ soccer match! When, I get older, I’m going to write a book.”
She has fewer chins than Christina Aguilera.
That little tyke is much better looking than her mother.
Wait, Suri’s dad says he’s straight?
At least the baby is still capable of displaying human emotion, unlike her mother.
The baby has more bodyfat in its chin than the mother does in her entire body. Forget any questions about who really supplied the sperm…
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