Dolph Lundgren in West Hollywood. (September 15, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Yeah, that’s real interesting about how you want to be an actress and all…oh look, here’s a cab.
Cue moment the cute 23 year old who was flirting with an aging celebrity in a club for fun just realized she’s going to have to put his veiny penis in her mouth!
After patiently waiting 45 minutes for the viagra to kick in.
At least they have a solid 4 hours before they need to call a doctor about it.
After patiently waiting 45 minutes for the via gra to kick in.
What do you wanna bet he whispers “I must break you” before entering?
Dolph Lundgren’s first public appearance after being diagnosed with “Madonna Arms.”
It’s a sad affliction which, in the later stages results in Madonna Butt.
he’s giving her, “the old goon arm”.
“For the last time I am not the ‘I’ll be back’ guy! We are leaving and tell your mistress I will NOT be back!!”
“I loved playing with He-Man when I was young.” – Things women should never say in front of Dolph Lundgren
Come on bitch, let’s get you pregnant.
He has delusions of Skarsgard.
Are we witnessing a hostage taking?
If she dies, she dies.
Dolph Lundgren and a future missing person.
If he scored that girl, all I can say is ‘well done’.
He has a tremendous quality about him that the ladies love… it’s called “a fat wallet.”
cmon dude seriously… at his age to look like that and be in such good shape is wayyyyy more that you will ever accomplish
Well, yeah. I don’t plan to accomplish anything in life, so he wins by default. All I hope is that it kinda sours his victory a little.
Congrats, Ivesky. Right in the bull’s eye!
Ya! We are having the fun now, no? Now walk closer to me, or I will crush your parents’ skulls.
I must break your hymen.
The funniest part of that is the assumption that, that girl is a virgin.
If she refers to her vagina as “Rocky” then he should leave.
Shit I thought it was Seigfreid (or was it Roy??) out on the town trolling for some strange!
To Seigfreid (or Roy) that would be strange.
How did he talk her into wearing the ankle cuffs before she even got in the car?
holy SHIT did someone photoshop his hand onto her left arm? He must be spiking her drinks with creatine.
Doesn’t the dude have a masters or Ph.D in engineering or something?
By the hour or straight fee?
i dont want to know what they were doing that she did not even have time to finish doing her show straps before he clearly rushed her out
“Ugh my head…where I am….wait…who are you? Why are you yanking my arm?”
“Dammit. It’s wearing off…quick just get in the car.”
Damn, she’s got beautiful legs. I hope he wasn’t able to get between them. Unless it’s his wife, in which case, who gives a fuck?
“I must break you.”
He’s 55 and in amazing shape, PhD in chemical engineering, he was the European Heavyweight Karate champion, he has an IQ of 160. What’s that, internet losers?
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