1. EricLr

    “If you pull on the bow, you can see my sexy body!”

    “Which one do I pull to cover your face?”

  2. Dan Quayle


  3. B&WMinstrel

    A symmetric face is a beautiful face. Yeah! Science, Bitch!

  4. pipedreamer

    “Um… my chin is up HERE, guys!”

  5. Jay Leno and Salma Hayek had a kid?

  6. cc

    Check out my ring….it’s a Casioooo

  7. lily

    ugh that chin…..unfortunate! and what a tacky looking dress…looks like its from forever 21

  8. tom

    Bitch trying too hard…

  9. your mom

    Under ordinary circumstances, a plunging neck line will draw attention away from the face, however, here the horrific face to awesome tits ratio is way off.

  10. Contusion

    Looks like she got stuck in Liquify in Photoshop.

  11. Turd Ferguson

    Good call wearing an outfit that actually makes your face look even longer.

  12. it had to be said

    Frankly, she’s going to have to go all the way down to her knees to distract from the mug.

  13. Sho enuff

    Looking good Rumer.

  14. Bionic_Crouton

    To the person who said she looked like Rocky Dennis from “Mask” in drag. That is cold! Accurate , but cold!

  15. shawnb

    “Rumer walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, Rumer, why the long face?”"

  16. Frank The Duck

    Looks like Brooke Shields needs some remedial PhotoShop training….

  17. Blech

    Oh, man…

    While she does appear to be headed to her junior prom, and there’s not much that can be done about that chin, at least she’s working on her appearance…

  18. Robert Z’dar is hawt!

  19. Ms. Swan

    She look like a man.

  20. Martina

    Honey, cash out the Trust and move to Kosovo. It’s never going to get better for you.

  21. Has she done anything of note besides falling out of Demi’s snatch?

  22. Joaquin ingles

    I think she should breed with that kid from the sixth sense and create homo sapien bigheadus.

  23. Why the long face?

  24. As if I needed more proof that there’s no god.

  25. moopy

    i dunno what you guys are talking about. i think she looks quite pretty. her makeup is nice.

  26. kittenmittensmascotmeow

    Every time I see her I feel like I should give her a sticker for trying.

  27. Lou Braccant

    Her chin and the Audi R8 both have the same front end shape

  28. catapostrophe

    Fun Fact: Rumer Willis has weighed the pros against the cons of having her head surgically removed.

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