1. Deacon Jones

    Yikes, for a second there I thought he was pointing to a small boy he had in his “NAMBLA” hand bag.

  2. EricLr

    The tote bag makes the teachers think I’m one of them!

  3. See this bag? I’m going be living off the contents of this bag for a week.

  4. BB

    “This is a bag of dicks, would you like to help me suck?”

  5. Tidbit

    I’m not even relevant any more and I stll got one of these bags! Score one for the Fez!

  6. It was all he needed to do. Moments later, the cameraman was naked, and Wilmer was balls deep. Best awards show I’ve ever shot, the photographer thought. ‘Best shot I’ve ever taken at an awards show,’ said Wilmer. And for a moment, all was right with the world.

  7. cc

    Read the Word….and the word is ‘oblivion’.

  8. To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress It’s easy to do just follow these steps

    1, cut a hole in a bag
    2, put your junk in that bag
    3, make her open the bag

    And that’s the way you do it

    It’s my dick in a bag…

  9. tlmck

    The only award he will get all night.

  10. “Relax, teach. I brought enough pixie sticks and Handy Manny DVDs for all the ladies in class.”

  11. Stewie Griffin

    Do I come to these events for the free swag? Of course not! Can I tell you what NCLR stands for? Of course not!

  12. Bag full of candy and toys.

  13. “When you are as adorable as I am you go places and people give you cool shit…FOR FREE!”

  14. Swearin

    Can’t wait to see the bag he gets at the Amber Alert Awards

  15. He’ll be disappointed when he finds out Dakota Fanning is no longer underage. He’ll refer to her as “legally disgusting”.

  16. Douchebag move #28
    Any time someone takes your photo, point to another person in frame. Or if everybody hates you too much to be seen near you, much less be photographed with you, point to your abs or to an object you are holding in your hand.

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