superficial

  1. I guess it is getting pretty close to Halloween (I don’t know exactly what that means, but it seems fitting somehow).

  2. steel murkin

    Like I said. Hornets get aggressive in the fall.

  3. fucking gross

  4. Is this a screen capture from the Fifth Element?

    • I'mCool

      Only if the fifth element is silicone.

    • crb

      I thought the Fifth Element was the power of the human soul, our own love-manifestation of The Force, The Eternal, The Divine, the Buddha within that casts asunder all darkness and evil by sheer force of the awesome alone, like a Jimi Hendrix guitar solo played on the strings of the cosmos by the paws of ligers, Titans and Gods?

      -In that case, I think: No, these are not the droids you’re looking for…

  5. Robb7

    Does someone just carry her around and plop her in a crowded area where she can be admired by the locals?

  6. EricLR

    She got the special Chateau Marmont “You’re not gonna BELIEVE this shit!” rate.

  7. “What? Me worry?”

  8. Her lips look like the bumpers on a ’57 Chevy Bel Air.

  9. “Oh, me sooo hooooohney!”

  10. cc

    her face + poor lighting = low budget horror

  11. navvet75

    Maybe she is actually one of those cardboard sign wavers they have now. Just stick her on the curb.

  12. Joy

    what the fuck.

  13. Odbarc

    Courtney Stodden in two months.

  14. Pippi Longcocking

    Blow-up sex doll suckie suckie mouth.

  15. I know where HervĂ© Villechaize’s face landed after he blew it off.

  16. Ever do that thing as a kid where you fold your lower lip down and then stick your tongue out and curl it over your top lip to make you look like you had huge, fat lips?

    Yeah, that.

  17. heey

    Has she looked herself in the mirror?, and seen what the additions to her body and face has done to her?, and she still thinks she is pretty?, seriously?
    SHE LOOKS A FREAK!

  18. ruckus

    “…captured here, by our photog, as she walks into a sliding door.”

  19. Andy Simetic

    I don’t know what it is but i laughed out loud so hard when I saw this

  20. Is she recyclable?

  21. Throb the Wonder Mule

    Yes, it’s available at the reduced rate for the evening.
    Condoms included.

  22. As a community, we need to put these see through dress in the hands of women we actually want to see wear them.

  23. “I vaahnt to saahk your blaaahd!”

  24. Senor Trout

    ‘What’s so funny, Shauna?’

    ‘Huh?’

    ‘Oh. Umm, nothing.’

  25. Indiana Jones told Shauna not to look into the Ark of the Covenant, but she just couldn’t help herself…

  26. Iba dobnt seba whabat theba probabalemba isba.. Evebaryba celebabribaty habas somba woburk doneba!

  27. It’s horrifying.

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