Alexander Skarsgard posing with a female fan in New York City. (September 13, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Don’t get too close Al.
“with a now pregnant female fan” – there, I fixed it.
She may be a female fan now, but by morning she’ll be one of his ex’s.
Damn, she’s got a nice rack!
FACT: She was flat as a board five minutes before.
Not only is she now pregnant, but so are the 2 girls walking by in the background, the lady taking the picture, and the architect who designed that building.
Her pregnancy boobs came in at the 5 second mark. The baby’s already out.
She can feel the baby growing inside of her already.
Heeey…how’d you’d like me to give the vampire treatment to that great rack of yours?
skarsgard later said it was real exciting to actually meet britney spears.
And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say – that The Bertney’s small tits grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas came through,
and The Bertney found the strength of *ten* Bertneys,
Don’t worry female fan. Skarsgard is there to keep you warm with his body heat.
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